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  • mrdelhiite
    08-07 09:30 AM
    I have already filed on July 2nd.
    i am sending my spouse's in the next few days.
    I am doing:
    i-485 - $ 325 + $70
    i-131 - $170
    i-765 - $180

    using FEDEX delivery
    to the following address:

    Texas Service Center
    4141 North St. Augustine Road
    Dallas, TX 75227

    If anyone think that I am wrong, please correct me.


    Can you share the list of docs u are adding to her application ? Also where are u based and is there a reason why u selected TX ?
    -M





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  • immigrant2007
    09-13 12:30 PM
    EB2 and EB3 at one point were in the same boat. Now that EB2 is advancing and is way ahead of EB3, the EB3 applicants are upset and angry. Their anger is very much justified. However, their anger should not be directed towards EB2 applicants.

    As I pointed out in another post, we are all players here and we are all playing by the rules. The system is not fair. Anger should be directed towards the system and not towards EB2s.

    "hate the game, don't hate the playa....Chris Rock" is appropriate here.

    Most of the EB2s, if not all, are supportive of reform and are supportive towards EB3 friends. The anger may lead to the disruption of this support.

    We are all in this together. We all need to stay together.

    I agree and plead to everyone (I really beg to everyone of you please do not fight) lets support each other. Someone is going to get GC earlier than others. Lets not feel bad about it. And I request everyone in EB2 and EB1 to support all backlogs victims.





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  • dealsnet
    06-15 08:50 AM
    A moron gave me RED for posting advice and narrated a true incident.
    See the comment came along with the red. He didn't feel sorry for the implicated poor guy.

    " he deserved it! who walks into a stranger's house? i hope his ass got raped in prison! "





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  • Ramba
    05-01 11:21 AM
    If you are 100% sure that your old 140 was not revoked by your previous employer, it can be useful in 2 ways. Contact your old employer to verify that still they have job for you as per the 140. If so, file new 485 with that 140 as it has very old PD. As you might have missed the finger printing in 2002, your previous 485 might have been denied. But 140 is still vaild for indefinite period.

    If your old employer is not offering a job to file new 485, start new GC process with your new employer and port your priority date from your old approved 140.



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  • pbuckeye
    03-30 07:10 PM
    How about your client directly sending the agreement to the consulate .

    I agree, explore the option of sending the MSA directly to the consulate. If may solve both the problems (query and breach of contract)

    And folks - try to shed the negativity and keep the thread on topic





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  • iwantmygreen
    04-22 08:29 PM
    Has anybody got any experience where an approved 140 was revoked by employer. The 485 is pending.



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  • minimalist
    04-17 01:35 PM
    you should have been OK to go out and get back in, assuming you get the Visa. Probably you can do the same even now, if you do get the Visa.

    I know one person who was working on OPT and their employer filed for h1. She continued to work while waiting for USCIS approval even though the OPT expired.
    Finally when she did get the decision on h1 that it has been denied, she consulted a lawyer, on their advise, left the country immediately and got back in on H4. However, it was less than 180 days since her OPT expired.

    I am not sure how the o1 works or if this info may be relevant to you.
    Hello,

    Thanks a lot for your answers.

    Despite the situation sounds illegal and I agree it is - I didn't wanted to make something illegal and was just waiting for my employer to fill the papers.

    I am as well what they call a skilled worker, I basically get a o1 visa to work as manager for a big company and I don't give a fuck - but yeah I get another job offer and didn't waited to have the new visa to start. You know sometimes you can take bad decisions, people can tell you things which never happen, and that's unfortunately how life is.

    Last week I get another job offer, it's real and not illegal - I worked a lot to get this offer and spent so much time working hard instead to have fun.

    I am currently filling a new o1 with a lawyer and plan anyway to leave the US asap. Maybe I will never have this visa and will probably be bar for 3 years but I really need to try to make everything possible.

    When I get the first job offer in the US - I was working as manager in Europe, and everything was pretty fine. I accepted this job, sold and gave all the stuff I owned to come here, in the United States, to work. Today I have no apartment or place to live in my country and I know as well that when you get a non immigrant visa you are supposed to can get back to your country easily but it's like hard to keep 2 rent and 2 places.

    I will be very grateful if you can give me your point of view about my case and share your experiences.

    Thanks a lot





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  • eb3retro
    06-19 10:07 PM
    Hi

    Here is my situation

    My current labor shows title as Systems Analyst (EB3-I category - PD Sept 2002). The code that I can read shows 030-167014.

    I-140 is approved in 2005. 485 Applied in June 2007.
    8th year on H1B - H1 Valid till November 2009.

    I have offer to join one of big 5 IT Firms as Project Manager( working at client through them from past 4 years), however due to the "Same or Similar" clause , I am confused and kind of nervous as well that it may impact my GC application as the job title is not similar to what is on the labor.

    This is great company to work for and Salary raise is about 15-20% from current and about 90% higher than what is on the labor. Would this create any issue?

    I had kind of made up my mind that I will go ahead and join and skip notifying USCIS of AC21 and will deal with it if and when I receive the RFE, but the prospective employer's immigration guys are telling that they have policy and their attorney will prepare a letter for invoking AC21 and send that to USCIS.

    Just tired of waiting for GC and losing the opportunities, What options do I have ?

    � Should I stay put and continue to wait till I get GC in hand?
    � If new employer notify USCIS with AC21 letter that my new title is PM or something else (but not same or similar to what is on Labor)
    - Would USCIS makes the decision on my 485 right there saying it's a no go?
    - or Would they send me the RFE later on when my PD is current?
    - What if I say I am willing to go back to my old employer on the title that is on the labor, in the situation of RFE - would USCIS accepts that (I have good relationship with my current employer and they are mid size company)

    Any Suggestion - Anybody?

    Need to make the decision in next couple of days.



    hey man, if i were you, i wouldn't do this..i personally changed jobs twice in ac21 and would not do this change..



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  • div_bell_2003
    10-14 07:43 PM
    You can go visit India after your AP has been applied for, and you can ask your lawyer ( if you are using one ) to send the docs to you in India , so that you can come back with the new approved AP, off course you can't enter USA on an expired AP.

    My lawyer has confirmed that one is only required to be present in the USA when applying and it's recommended that one is in US when it's approved, but due to the varying time USCIS is taking to process AP applications that is not a requirement and they can forward the documents to someone not in US.





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  • Pagal
    04-21 07:21 PM
    Hello,

    Welcome to Houston! There are many options for living ... though traditionally Indians have preferred Sugarland, other neighborhoods (e.g. Pearland, Katy) are nice as well ... my recommendation would be to rent an apartment in Riveroaks area first (very nice neighborhood) while you look around ...



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  • dreamgc_real
    08-03 12:05 PM
    My EAD details

    Mailed Date : 5/24/10
    Received Date : 5/26/10
    Notice Date: 06/03/10
    Checks Cashed: Yes
    File Type: Paper/E-filed/Lawyer - Lawyer
    Service Center/Lockbox : TSC
    RFE DATE: N/A
    RFE Description: N/A
    SR Opened: Yes ( 07/26/2010)
    InfoPass: NO
    Current EAD Expiry: 9/03/10
    Approval Date:
    Approval Desc:
    EAD Validity:


    I have opened SR @( 07/26/2010) and got the reply back by mail below
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    The status of the Service Request is
    Case type:-- I765

    The status of this service request is: Due to the high volume of expedite requests for this case type, we are strictly enforcing the criteria that has been set for these expedite requests.

    Since the date we received your case, we denied your case and send a notice of explaining our decision to you on 06/25/2010 to the file we have on the file

    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Is this denial of service request or denial of EAD Renewal?
    I am confused. Lawyer or I never received any denial notice so for and online case status showing initial review with LUD of 06/26/2010.

    What should I do now? Please let me know.

    Thx
    KPR

    What does your lawyer say? He should be able to let you know exactly what the letter means - denial for SR or EAD. Check with him.





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  • Rockford
    07-17 02:23 PM
    What's the point of starting a new thread to throw in your opinion?
    Servers and all members are already very stressed.

    To begin with, it is not my opinion. It is an excerpt from other web site and I gave the link.

    This is new thread because it is different info than the popular belief here that there is going to be a definite relief.

    Hope you understand :)



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  • ilikekilo
    06-07 04:16 PM
    I agree 100% with jthomas above...moving from a secured job is not advisable in this market..I lived in Atlanta for a few years recently and can shed some light on the place..

    Even if you have a secured job/contract, it would take a while to get into the new work environment and unless you are absolutely undisposable, you would be on the list of maybe's being a new-hire.

    I will leave the job judgement upto you..

    Regarding the place..

    I moved from chicago to atlanta as well...the place is quite warm and not too hot like dallas...greener and more relaxed..

    Again this depends on your job, dunwoody is a better place..it is in north suburbs..unlike chicago, you can drive downtown to work if you are working downtown...and also unlike chicago most companies in downtown have their own parking and you dont have to pay extra..

    Rent is cheap..I used to rent a townhome in chicago suburbs for 1500$ and I can get a townhome in downtown atlanta for 1000$..you can calculate from that..

    though I lived downtown atlanta for a while..i strongly suggest if you have family to avoid living in downtown..it is not safe and not a place for kids and family to relax and roam around...

    I dont know how long you lived in chicago..but once you move you will definitely miss the vibrant life of chicago...atleast i did..lot of indian restaurants in atlanta but none of them are decent...

    positives: weather, cost of living
    negatives: avg. city life, lesser job opportunities(compared to chicago)

    I am not sure which way my suggestions tilt above..just a disclaimer..i lived in chicago for ~6yrs and absoutely love the place...that might have clouded my judgement a bit..but you can take what suits you from it...

    good luck and plan wisely!!


    thanks for sharing ur insight..iam in Chicago, althought not right in downtown, I do agree with the vibrant nature of the city and people in it...cant beat the commute facilities too, downsides, yes, terrible terrible winters, high cost of living...etc..its JUne and it still low 50's..:)





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  • Almond
    07-13 08:51 PM
    I think it will change to green if someone likes you enough to vote for you:)



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  • snathan
    05-07 12:06 AM
    No they did not book any charges against me..How could they that? We did nothing illegal. It is just the whole episode took place ..It has shaken me and my family.
    I donot know any lawyer.. Moreover, I am not sure whether it is advisable to go to a lawyer or not... not sure how major the issue is for them..
    Moreover, will this affect my Green card process if I start suing these govt. people?

    I am just confused...

    If you feel you are offended and religiously hurt you can give a try. Some time back MCD was sued for cooking frys in the same oil where they cook chicken. In this country people will only understand law suite.





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  • permfiling
    12-22 09:56 AM
    Non production of green cards needs to be taken up IV as a action item with USCIS



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  • greenguru
    01-31 10:34 AM
    Hi,
    Yes, UnitedNations please join us. I know there are lot of people waiting for your serivces.

    You might not have the time to respond to all the posts, but if you could give your inputs that would be great.

    Cheers





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  • mariner5555
    05-07 01:41 PM
    Forget to mention that you can port to self-employment :)
    are you sure of this ..if yes, then how does one do that ..do you need to show you can make the salary mentioned on your own ??





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  • maine_gc
    04-20 02:00 PM
    I-94 also does not have the date written





    tushbush
    02-03 08:11 PM
    Congratualtions Ivar!
    Hi EveryOne,

    I got my Green card in mail yesterday. I want to thank IV and everyone for all the support during this GC journey. I wish everyone all the best for their green card process. I wish everyone gets to file 485 irrespective of priority dates and ultimately get their green cards. This is a question to Admin, i have a recursive donation going on, I would like to make a one time donation and stop the recursive donation.

    Thanks.





    basav
    08-04 06:39 PM
    Hi,

    Thanks , for point 3 , I can apply for premium COS with future date as effective(say 6 weeks from now) , I will know on approval within 2 weeks since its a premium n then before H1 date starts i can get my family here on there L2 since I know for sure L1-H1 is approved , this will avoid family either going to stamping at chennai or every one (all of us) leaving back to india due to non approval of COS. But now Major question is , if I apply for premium COS will it be possible to include dependents COS as well in the same request , with dependents currently being in India ? or if i were to apply COS for them after they are here , will it be same cost n procedure as mine (COS that was successfully processed just for myself)?



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