Jon Stewart at Oscar`s: There are actually three pregnant women here at the Oscars tonight. Jessica Alba is pregnant. Cate Blanchett is pregnant. And Nicole Kidman is pregnant.(camera shots pop up like when they give out the awards. Jon pulls out an envelope.)
Jon: And the baby goes to… oh, this is so exciting. Wow. The baby goes to… oh, to Angelina Jolie! Great! Well, Angelina can’t be here with us tonight, it’s tough to find 17 babysitters, but I’ll accept this baby on her behalf, thank you so much :)
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